This week, I have mostly been:

• attending the wedding of the year
• despairing at some people’s poor gig etiquette
• staring slack-jawed at the awfulness that is Apparitions, starring Martin Shaw made up to look like Trevor Eve, for some reason
• dealing with BT’s ineptness again
• continuing to unpack boxes
• running out of money
• not blinking, but still speaking, and still not blinking, still speaking, not blinking …